The year is 2069.

All that’s left of technology is 67 trillion terabytes of TikToks and YouTube Shorts, spread across one million data centers built on what was once the forests of Earth. Most of it is just clips of people reacting to the Joe Rogan Podcast and sick Peaky Blinders edits.

What little organic life remains is now solely sustainted, and sponsored, by Blue Chew and AG1. Half the planet is covered in ice, the other half is a barren desert of eroded silicon. The Kardashian family stalks any humans left on the surface, forcing them into tigher and tighter Skims until they’re crushed down into a single atom. Elon, Bezos and “The Zuck”, attempted to flee to Mars during the Climate Wars, but exploded when they hit the firmament, which was unfortunately true the whole time.

Yet this website remains.